Finally, a romance that I been waiting for 20 years I've to wait for this moment and today it finally happened, a girl finally confessed to me or she's going to confess, ...I think I hope...thy great Odin I'm jinxing this.

This morning I receive a love letter carefully sneaked about my locker. After all, my class was done I rushed to our meeting place and now I'm here an hour early excitedly waiting for this mysterious girl who said she got a crush on me.

When suddenly.

"H-Hi, did I make you wait.."

He heard a voice coming from his back when he's about to turn around and face his admirer.

(Shit...she's got a cute voice I bet she looks really cute.)

"No! Wait don't turn around yet, I want to be a bit closer to you, I want to give you something.."

"Uh...? Sure, if that's what you want.." (She's an odd one wait did she said she want's to be a bit closer and she's going to give me something?)

He can clearly hear every step of his extremely shy admirer and the more he hears it closer the more eager he want's to see her face.

"Y-you can turn around now.." she bashfully said.

As he's about to turn around he was greeted by...

"Oooff !!"

a strong straight left in his gut.

"W-Why...?"

"Wake up onichan!"

His vision becomes blurry when I tried to look at his shy admirer

"What?"

Then immediately followed with a strong right.

"OOOFF!!!"

Wake up Onichan!!"

When he again opened his eyes he's starring at this hyperactive 3 years old who keeps drooling on his face while his 5-year-old sister is about to jump again straight to his gut.

(Great...I'm dreaming...) as he's about to get up he completely forgot this 5 years old already in mid-air and now landing on his gut.

"OOFF!!!!" (kidney shot.) as he's curled up in pain the two angels finally run outside to room.

"Oh good your up, you do know your rent is a week late."

His landlady a woman who's having a middle age crisis while raising her 3 kids and feeding her jobless drunkard husband.

"G-give me a moment," he said while sucking off the pain.

"Pay me today, if not you're gonna be sleeping on the streets tonight!!! she said while slamming close the door.

"To be honest  sleeping in the street is not so bad at this point..."

And...She kicked me out...